Consume HOOKED•ON•ROONIES
I'm Dr.Popper!
Are you suffering from LONG POORNESS? I'm here to write you a PUMPscription for The Roonies! The Roonies help you overcome the POOR PAINS you've been feeling your whole life.
See the Parent DR.POPPER INSCRIPTION HERE:
Let's face it, you are sick. This whole space is sick. The Roonies are the leading treatment for your Chronic High POOResterol and on going POOR pains. You don't have to live like this anymore.
I can prescribe 1,492,370 Roonies per session.
Due to regulatory pressures from the FDA, we can only issue 14,923,700,000 total supply. NO PREMINT.
Our MEDICAL PROFESSIONALS have formulated A powerful solution for ALL Your Chronic poor painS!
"I used to work at the SEC, Now I'm on Roonies!"
Sure, I'm bleeding from my eyes, but I feel great!
"I'm feeling Like a 3 vbyte transaction fee!"
Side effects may include:
Degenmentia
Face-melting volatility Rektile-Dysfunction Extreme pump swings Full-send leakage Mild deadness Chart-checktitus BadLuck-emia Flagzheimers Lamexiety Account tumors Cerebral fallsys Wickdown poxs Chronic Chart Pains Rekonjunctivitis
Meet our CEO
Richard F. Fud!
Richard F'n Fud told us he has held prestigious board seats at the US treasury, "Significant" financial institutions and has been in and out of all the revolving doors at Big Fat Pharma. He knows how to work the already rigged system and Roonies are his financial and emotional golden parachute. Richard is 100% hooked on Roonies!
I CAn'T feel a thing! Thanks Roonies!
"I'm FEeling LIKE I JUST RIPPED A 4-meGger!"
"You'll be hooked instantly... and forever."
You don't have to suffer from poor paiNS ever again!
Do not take the roonies if:
You don't respect the pump. You're having fun staying poor You're some kinda boomer You're a no coiner If you have Gensler Disease E-Warren Disorder (Pocahontas syndrome) If you are taking Alpha blockers if you are on Profit thinners If you did your own research If you have a low risk deficiency
Side effects may include:
DeFi-iarrhea Build-up of losses Rekt-epilepsy Ponzi seizures Candle warts Account Aches Loss of feeling Pampatitis A-yo High Pooresterol hyper Poorglycaemia In-grown candles Hypesomnia irritable chart syndrome (ICS) Itchy returns Blocked Chain Syndrome Community-driven speculation disease Scabies Account ulcers
The Roonies RUNE is simply a meme Medicine coin with no intrinsic value or expectation of financial return or any real medical effect.